WoW Player Sanctified by Pope After He Killed 36k Demons
A young lad from Wisconsin has been sanctified by the Pope himself after it was proved that he killed over than 36.000 demons throughout his career as a professional World of Warcraft player. The Catholic priests have found his character on the Armory while they were looking for a good Holy Priest build. The priests were amazed when they saw his stats and decided to sanctify him.
The great news took the young Tim by surprise. He never expected anything like this and no other WoW player has ever heard of such a story before. Right after Tim received the big news, the Pope gave a speech at the St. Peter’s Square, in Vatican, about the importance of combating the evil in the world, even in the virtual one. Right after Pope’s speech, he then canonized Tim, on Skype, in front of the excited crowd.
“However, the mount still hasn’t dropped yet but the fact that I earned the World’s First Sanctified World of Warcraft Player makes me jump out of my pants!” – said Tim, while being cheered by the crowd on Skype.
At the end of the festivity, Tim promised to banish all the demons on Azeroth, but it will be difficult to achieve this goal because they have a fast respawn rate.