Best 40 World of Warcraft Related Jokes

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Take a sit, grab a cold beer, some snacks and get ready for an awesome compilation of World of Warcraft related jokes.

1. Why didn’t the Warrior cross the road? No path available.

2. What’s a Rogue’s favourite drink? Subtle tea.

3. How does Naxxramas fly? With its four wings.

4. How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

5. One day, a Centaur and a Quilboar are telling stories, but the Quilboar won’t stop rambling. Eventually, the centaur snaps!

Centaur: I can’t take it anymore!
Quilboar: What’s wrong?
Centaur: Don’t you get it? You’re quil-boring me to death here!

6.  How does a Tauren hide in a cherry bush? He paints his hooves red.

7. There is only one minute difference between Dreadlord and a Deadlord.

8.  What do you call 5 Mogu rolling down the hill? The Rolling Stones!

9.  Your mum’s so fat, when she logs into WoW she automatically gets World Explorer.

10.  Your mom is so fat, when a rogue Shadowstepped her, he got loading screen…

11. What do Rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks!

12. How many Blizzard employees does it take to fix a lightbulb?
Why? It is working as intended.

13. What do you call it if paladins and druids share a bath?
A HoT tub with Bubbles.

14. How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
Two. One to ambush him, one to wait at his hearthstone location.

15. Yo momma so fat, she fell off her flight to Silithus and created the Un’goro crater.

16. Yo momma so fat, Mages need to grease up their portals and summon a table on the other side to get her through.

17.  Yo momma so ugly, her racial passive is ‘Fear’.

18. Why do developers always fail at gymnastics?
They suck at balancing.

19. Why did the Mage have sore eyes?
Because his blink didn’t do anything.

20. How do you solve famine, poverty, war, epidemic diseases and natural disasters?
Resilience will fix it.

21. Why do Restoration Druids hate maths ?
Because they just don’t get square roots

22. How do you call 100 paladins in Lake Everstill?
Bubble bath.

23. How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

24. Why do many girls pick druids?
So they can purr like a kitten 3 weeks/month and rage like a bear the 4th.

25. Arthas and Uther walk into a building, Arthas asks “what is that switch for?”
Uther: FOR THE LIGHT

26. Your Mom is so fat she gets hit by Chain Lightning 3 times.

27. How many blizzard devs does it take for them to light a room? None, they will just nerf Darkness next patch.

28. What’s Tauren’s most famous racial? They can’t pass through doors.

29. You know you have been playing WoW for too long when the Microwave dings and you yell “GRATS!”

30. Why aren’t Warriors using intellect enchants?
Because they don’t want their weapons to be smarter than themselves.

31. What’s the difference between hookers and Death Knights? Nothing, they’re both cheap and spread diseases.

32. Your mama’s so fat, even Frostmourne wasn’t that hungry.

33.  What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.

34. You know you raid too much when you see a huge wave on the beach you´ll yell: “IT’S A WIPE!”.

35.  What is Arena?
A place where some virtual humanoids bash at each other for 10 minutes and then the Warlock wins.

36. What happens when the unstoppable force hits the immovable object?

Chuck Norris dies.

37. Why do hunters get smashed in bars?

They’re always multi-shotting.

38. Why did Arthas become a Death Knight?

They didn’t let him raid as Retribution.

39. Why Didn’t the undead cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts

40. Yo mama so fat that when she took a bath she flooded Thousand Needles.

Vote your favorite joke and you might get some in addition. Also, feel free to reply in the comment section below your hilarious WoW related jokes! I will post other WoW related jokes in the nearest future! Stay tuned!

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  • Jubil

    i cant breathe :))) im dying over here

    • /target Jubil
      /cast Resurrection

      ^_^

  • robert boyd

    23. How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    Old But Hilarious 🙂

  • disqus_CTu2EaD87c

    I liked 28.

    • Being a Tauren is harsh sometimes :3.

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